Friday, January 28, 2011

Cal Tan's Cypher Optimizer Day #1

Good morning to my loyal Fusion Loves!

Yesterday I got to try out a new lotion that is to hit our shelves on February 1st (get excited!) It is called Cypher Optimizer...

First of all, can we talk about how fabulous this bottle is? The image here just doesn't do it justice. The packaging is absolutely gorgeous. The bottle fades from a deep magenta color to a sparkling light silver. It is incredibly shiny, almost to the point where you feel the bottle start to glow as soon as you reach for it and it touches your hands. As unbelievable as that all sounds, let me tell you what is inside...

Ever walked in and caught your boyfriend glued to the sci-fi channel? Well, I am married to a super nerd so that happens on a regular basis for me, but the contents of this bottle will blow your mind, just as if you (or your man) were watching that science fiction channel. I'm not talking extra terrestrials or anything but it is close.

First imagine you are preparing to lay in our premier bed. You start to smooth this lotion on and instantly it feels like your skin has been utterly quenched and wrapped in a blanket of moisture. When I tried this lotion that is how I felt. I had been working all day at the salon and there was 4 inches of snow on the ground outside, needless to say my skin looked like a piece of parchment paper from the year 1653. But as soon as I put this Cypher Optimizer on, all of my skin's previous imperfections were corrected and it almost looked like a smooth piece of glass. Not to mention the aroma was delightful. 

Here is where the sci-fi comes in. I jump into our premier bed (head first, no just kidding) and I lay down preparing to get my T on ( that is the middle tanning stage of GTL of course). I hadn't tanned in a few weeks so some parts of my skin were not as prepared for the UV light as others. 

Sci-Fi Time: THIS LOTION WILL SEND INGREDIENTS TO THE AREA THAT IT NOTICES IS BEING OVER EXPOSED OR UNDER EXPOSED AND WILL CORRECT THE ISSUE. 

WHAAAA???

Cypher Optimzer can tell when certain areas are not being exposed properly and it will correct the issue. Sci-fi right? 

Wrong- it actually has what is called D-Cypher Complex which is the first technology that can mimic the skin's natural functions for significantly increased appearance of melanin production. 

On top of that it has what is called In2Cell technology and Cell Speak Complex. This is actually a technology that communicates with your genetic code to explore the causes of aging by targeting one of the principal causes of inflammation for FIRMER MORE RADIANT SKIN.

Needless to say I got the best color I have ever received from one session in a premier bed. I used a peace sign sticker on the inside of my arm (Lady GaGa style of course)...

Image via google images
... and it was 100% visible from just ONE session with Cypher Optimizer. Blew my mind. GO BUY THIS LOTION you will be in love!! (Or lust if you so choose!)


Well CAL TAN says Science where I just say SCIENCE-FICTION!